these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …
“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”
I wanna run my fingers through your hair when we are cuddling but pull it when I’m fucking you.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery
Sylveon, and finally
I don’t know what I expected.
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
This makes me a happy Irish man
This is beautiful
I bought shoes from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day
me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know
So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked
Oh shit son.
- *texting friend*
- me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
- me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*