jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

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xhoe:

these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

“you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”

gayvaporneon:

cakejam:

someone photoshop these

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……..u know what to do

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(Source: cakejam)

sexual-koala:

I wanna run my fingers through your hair when we are cuddling but pull it when I’m fucking you.

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

LEAKED NEW EEVEELUTION

chaka1987:

im-deadpool-god-dammit:

now theres 

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Eevee

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Flareon

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Vaporeon

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Jolteon

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Espeon

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Umbreon

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Leafeon

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Glaceon

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Sylveon, and finally

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Celinedion

I don’t know what I expected.

bitrates:

forgotteninferno:

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

This makes me a happy Irish man

This is beautiful

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loveniaimani:

toots-toots:

Mom: Where you going 

Me:image

Mom:

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officialtuxedo:

I bought shoes from a drug dealer, I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day

du4ne:

me liking your selfie could either mean “that’s a nice picture friend” or “i want to bend you over a table” but you’ll never know

mikasa-aackerman:

annie-leonhardts-ass:

So I was at the dentists today and I tasted straight up blood in my mouth so I was like, “Let me guess, it’s because I don’t floss.”
And she smiled and said, “No, it’s because I’m new.”
I am shocked

Oh shit son.

  • *texting friend*
  • me: hey im going to sleep goodnight!
  • me: *stays up for the next 8 hours*