• Harry: *ties hair up before he goes down on u*
*Stays outta shit that aint got shit to do with me*

(Source: validx2)

sexycliffconda:

Michael usually looks like a horny bad boy, but in reality he is just an 18 year old cuddly weirdo.

(Source: thosecomics)

clannyphantom:

"oh good you’re awake. can you clean your room and then help me do-"

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jennajardine:

What do you think love is?

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]


(Source: fuckyesdavefranco)

multipack:

if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted

(Source: ihaveremade)


anthemyes:

This was the cleanest swerve I think I’ve ever seen coming from Harry.

(Source: idiothoran)

unclefather:

when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me

ourlads:

Why are you in the One Direction fandom?

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egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

(Source: katara)