- Harry: *ties hair up before he goes down on u*
Michael usually looks like a horny bad boy, but in reality he is just an 18 year old cuddly weirdo.
"oh good you’re awake. can you clean your room and then help me do-"
What do you think love is?
am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs
*walks into school*
if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
This was the cleanest swerve I think I’ve ever seen coming from Harry.
when i’m famous i’ll remember that you unfollowed me
Why are you in the One Direction fandom?
"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr